night bradshaw. night kydd.
me at my high school reunion
whose dick did you have to suck to get that url
*teacher voice* tonight’s homework is to get laid
*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
as an american i can confirm this
catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are
I was looking for sound effects of a duck quacking for animation and I came across this “Rubber Duck” sound and I’ve been laughing for the past five minutes
this post ruined me