Hey it's Anousha.
This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever
Idk which face is the most accurate
after making her popular on the internet and taking her to an arctic monkeys concert she has accepted my friendship
after all ive done for dis bitch she accidently elbowed me in the face and busted open my lip over a pool float
when I take a picture of somebody :
when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :
how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
*sweats nervously* ORANGE
NO THAT’S BLOOD ORANGE NOT RED